fuck ns.....
im sick of the wait, im sick of feelin helpless, im sick of guessin, im sick - literally, heck im sick of my ramblings.

I stand here a man corrected, rangoon rd bak kut teh trumps the havelock road one.


windy place. *memories

Blogger land! It's been so long since I last blogged that Im surprised I still remember my pw fer this thing. Was lazing around in bed when i figured i might as well come update this thing seein that when I go into bmt next fri, there'll be hardly any chance to blog even if i wanted to. That and cause I was feelin bored. Fuck la ns sucks big time..... Maybe the yanster was right in guessin im sufferin frm depression. Haha so yan, looks like u were right in guessin the reason behind my drinkin and excessive sleeping after all. Though i still cant figure out why any1 wants to get as high as often as u do.

When u're depressed, one has but to find happiness but I jus cant seem to find it(unlike some ppl eh)! Even bein in Kl last week didnt help as I had 15 hour sleeps. The food helped a lil though the same cant be said of the shopping. If only oversea restaurant delivers to singapore, now wun that be a peach. If ever one goes to KL, u DIE DIE MUST try the char siew at oversea. Best char siew I've had. So that leaves me still in search of my happiness. U can imagine how far away im frm it seeing that it's nowhere in sight. Im jealous. =X

Oh and this I gotta mention. Went to au jardin the other night and the main course, braised wagyu beef cheeks was sittin in front of me. The knife cut through it like it was hot butter and the moment the dish came into contact wit me taste buds, I smiled. As in seriosuly, I really smiled. I felt like an idiot for a split second but recovered to register that the dish was good enuff to warrant such a reaction. The same could not be said of the bill though.

Sian sian sian... still some time to go till mambo (my last one for sometime to come). Shall go knit a sweater and den make cards for all my close friends to let them know how much they mean to me. Or I can continue watchin the dvds I bought in KL. Hmmm tough choice. Maybe i shld jus go get meself a dog to play wit. Shall call it loo. Hahahaha.

1 week in Hong Kong, Macau and China and I've put on 4kg. Yeah, im so gonna die in bmt. Alas Im missing the food terribly and not to mention the shopping and countless chio bus in hk. I wanna go live in hk.....

Nuff bout the trip, now that Im back I can concentrate on the world cup and its potential riches and my sad sad story some call life. I seriously need to quit bettin soon though as my friends are all losing money and I have this feeling my streak is gonna come to an end. It aint gonna be hard though as recently I havent really been in the mood to bet. Guess thats a good thing eh.

With regards to life in general, it sucks. Dun get me wrong, everything is goin fine its jus that fine is not good enuff. Normally I'd be ok wit the status quo but I've been havin higher expectations in general recently. Take for example chee kueh, any other day I'll settle for that from any stall. But these days if it aint from my 2 particular stalls, I wun eat em. And Im serious about the chee kueh analogy.....

As I post this entry Im doin so knowing that it aint complete. Try as I might I cant seem to bring myself to put me thoughts into words which really pisses me off. Zzzzz shall go watch soccer.

longgggggg one

I'm bored. You can tell I'm bored, why? Cause I actually filled in this uber long meme thats why. Knock yourselves out wit me ans but continue reading at your own risk though. Oh and one more thing, I'd like to thank everyone once again for the well wishes on me bdae, really appreciate it.

1. Do you like having your picture taken.
I'd like it more if it ends up on the cover of Forbes with the caption "lewis ousts gates to top world's rich list"

2. Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non?
No, but as we speak forbes is arrangin one.

3. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
Amsterdam and Paris. So that I can retake all the photos I accidently deleted....

4. Who would you take with you on this adventure?
All the peeps who were wit me the first time!

5. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime.
Gettin married and raising kids.

6. Would you ever do that?
Do I have a choice?

7. Have you ever done crossword puzzles?
Who hasn't?

8. Ever actually completed one?
Why do they include dumb questions such as the above?

9. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
Hey ya'll I'm tracy, the object of your desire, currently single and available(virginity intact).

10. Do the same with either a CD or a lyric from the radio.
I'll pass..

11. Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
I have trouble even recalling my dreams.

12. Would you put up posters in your room?
I dun see why not.

13. Can you sing?
Sing, course! Sing well, now thats a diff story.

14. Do you ever sing to yourself while doing every day tasks?
I'm singing even as I'm typing this.

15. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Hot pink!

16. How many cassette tapes do you own?
Zilch

17. How many CDs do you own?
I download, for free...

18. Ever bought a CD just for one song?
Nahz.

19. What would your perfect day consist of?
Breakfast in bed with the girl of my dreams and yeah well that'll drag on all the way to the next day so thats basically it.

20. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
Who hasn't?

21. Have you ever written a survey?
Yup, dreaded it.

22. How about a song? If so, share it.
Not my kinda thing.

23. Or maybe a poem? If so share it or one of them.
*stares into space

24. Is your VCR flashing 12:00 all the time?
Whats a vcr?

25. Do you read your horoscope?
Once in a blue moon.

26. If so do you base your day on it?
I'm the master of me fate you hear me, the MASTER!

27. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash, and why?
Gum. Cause I love chewing gum for hours at end and makin the "tock-tock" noise wit it. Plus
listerine burns....

28. Do you floss?
As a last resort to dislodge food stuck between me teeth.

29. Are you addicted to Napster like me?
Napster got shut down...

30. How many times a year (about) are you sick?
Seriously no idea.

31. Ever been in an airplane?
Whats an airplane? Does it fly?

32. If so, where were you flying to?
I was right, it does fly!

33. What radio station do you listen to most?
No one station in particular.

34. What color are your shoes?
I'm barefooted now.

35. Was Fuzzy Wuzzy a bear?
Ask Fuzzy Wuzzy yourself, I dun judge. Well maybe sometimes I do.

36. Do you know how to play Dominos?
Dominos rocks my socks.

37. Or do you think I just mean pizza by that?
What else can it mean?

38. Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind?
Any kind frm Pizzeria da Baffetto in rome

39. What color are your eyes?
Sky blue. Or so I wish.

40. How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime?
Havent got a clue. Wassup wit the survey qns anyways?

41. Describe your bedroom. Include all details.
It's where there ain't no magic happenin =(

42. Name one person your life is made better by.
Either one of me parents. They gave life to me. Well them and god.

43. Would you or have you ever shaved your head?
Been there done that.

44. How about someone else's?
Oh I'd very much love to.

45. Can you do math with ease?
What qn no. is this again?

46. What size is your computer screen?
60" plasma, BABY!

47. If you could only talk to one person online who would it be?
Tracy, shes hot, single and available. Or so she claims.

48. Name your favorite type of music and why?
Skip.

49. Are you a vegetarian?
I love me meat too much to become one.

50. How about an aspiring actor/actress?
Actings not for me.

51. What famous person, dead or alive, would you interview if you had the chance?
Bill gates, on his feelings on getting ousted from being numero uno on the rich list by moi.

52. Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors?
The one in which Tom Hanks plays a mute dude.

53. Name one of your passions in life.
Doing mindless memes such as this one.

54. What is your least favorite time of day?
I'd like to say bedtime cause I like being awake but i'm gonna stick wit when its timne to wake up. the irony...

55. Who is your favorite member in a band (singer, guitar, bass, drummer...) and why?
The hottest memeber! Applicable to girl bands only.

56. Do you use hairspray or gel?
Both?

57. Describe your favorite meal.
Can't, love me food too much to practice favouritism.

58. What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Oh theres stars, a multitude of colours and charlize theron NAKED!

59. Ever listen to classical music?
Yup, not exactly my thing though.

60. Have you ever said LOL in real life without thinking about it.
No but my friend joshua once did and it provided quite a laugh. LOL!

61. Do you find you use Internet language when writing notes IRL?
Smts.

62. What songs would be on your ideal CD?
We use ipods these days! Get on the ball....

63. Say one thing you learned today.
I like to blog when i can't sleep.

64. What is the best present you've ever given someone else?
I'd like to think I'm my parent's best present. Although some say of the whole wide world....

65. What is the best present someone else has ever given you?
Chewing gum?

66. So hey, what's your full name?
Lim Cheng Kong Lewis. Some ppl call me lulu, wis wis, loo, loones, kong and the list goes on...

67. Describe yourself while drunk.
I'm not drunk! Who says im drunk?!

68. How big are the windows in your house?
Big enuff for my viewing pleasure.

69. Do you wear a watch?
Why yes, I certainly do.

70. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else?
Awwww I wouldn't wanna be known as kinky now would I.

71. What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated?
2 years?

72. How many mirrors do you have?
3 in me room. A full length one, one to aid in me pimple squeezing and another to tell me whos the fairest of em all.

73. Write one sentence you want people to say about you once you've passed on.
Damn, I sure do miss him. Dinner anyone?

74. Have you ever sailed?
I certainly have, and I loved it.

75. How fast can you run?
Fast enuff to lose potential stalkers.

76. What do you believe in?
Lotsa stuff!

77. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
If I'm quick, 30 mins.

78. Do you shower daily?
Once at least.

79. What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so?
Never try to play god.

80. Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
X-ray vision. So that I can aid anti terrorism efforts by screening stuff for bombs and such. Or.... I can have FREE UNLIMITED PORN!

81. Are candles romantic or a fire hazard?
They're a hazard if you're an idiot.

82. Name something you've done in the last 24 hours, no matter how big or small.
I went wit my friends to see the exact lampost keef crashed his one week old car into.

83. Do you wear necklaces/bracelets/anklets/earrings/rings?
I wear underwear. Does that count?

84. What colors are you wearing right now?
I love colours...

85. How often do you change the sheets on your bed?
You'd have to ask my maid.

86. Have you ever gotten lost? If so, explain.
I'd rather not, thankew very much.

87. What's on your computer desk?
Why my computer of course! What you expecting, a dinosaur?

88. How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment?
3.

89. When you're talking do you ever use your hands in the air to do quotation marks of certain words?
From time to time.

90. Which landmark would you climb if you could?
I'd much rather take the lift.

91. Do you own or have you read or thought of reading any self help books.
I've read chicken soup for the teenage soul.

92. Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Nope.

93. Can you break-dance?
You so stupid....

94. What's in your fridge right now?
Nothing out of the ordinary.

95. How many people do you live with?
4.

96. Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area?
I dun see why not.

97. What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
Pee in outer space.

98. Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
The violin.

99. Have you ever been on TV or the radio?
Unless My life is smt like the "truman show", nope.

100. What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you?
Oh no you dun....

101. Are you a fast typer?
As fast as any fast typer who types real fast.

102. How high have you counted before getting bored?
102?

103. Describe how you sleep.
Very well, thankew.

104. Are you straight/bi/gay?
___________

105. Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so, what?
Talk on the phone, eat, blah blah blah.

106. What is the most expensive item you own?
Your ass biatch, YOUR ASS!

107. How about the least expensive?
Ok I take my previous ans back. Your ass biatch, YOUR ASS!

108. What's your favorite card game to play?
Fav would have to be bridge. One that provides the most laughs, indian poker.

109. What do you do online?
Chat?

110. Name some stores you've bought clothes in before?
I'm getting bored.

111. Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so, which one?
Aren't you sick and tired of reading me ans?

112. Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so, which one?
I hope this meme ends soon.

113. Do you think people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs?
Why, I'm at 113.

114. Are you easily influences by other people or current trends?
I'm answering another qn so that makes it 114.

115. What makes you unique (in your own opinion)?
I have an opinion.

116. Name your worst quality.
Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, sloth and being unable to count.

117. Name your best.
I'm an all rounder!

118. What would you like to do with your life?
Be successful. Now what IS success?

119. Do you blow-dry your hair?
Why yes I do.

120. How many clocks are in your house?
6.

121. Are they all set at the same time?
Nope.

122. Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the correct time?
Nope.

123. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning?
Crap, I need to pee.

124. Which browser do you use?
I.E.

125. Do you bite your nails?
Hell no.

126. Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf?
I dun see why not.

127. Ever been to a farm?
Yeah and they stink.

128. Tell me about your dream last night.
Tell me about YOURS.

129. Ever seen a shooting star?
Unfortunately no.

130. Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone.
I have x-ray vision!

131. Do your days fly by or seem to last forever?
Right now they seem to last foreva.

132. Have you ever stayed in a fancy, high class, rich hotel?
Yup.

133. Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel?
No, but I've stayed in a backpacker's hostel.

134. What, in your opinion, is the best advertising slogan out there?
Pfft.....

135. When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civillians will you be on the list to go?
I'd jump at the opportunity.

136. How are you feeling right now?
Tired....

137. Have you ever written anything on your skin?
The ans to me exam paper.

138. If so what?
Refer to the above.

139. Which website do you frequent most often?
www.hotmail.com

140. What color is most of your clothes?
They vary.

141. Do you own any plants?
Nope. But I own your ass biatch, YOUR ASS! Ok thats gettin lame....

142. Are things as bad as they seem?
Who ever said things are lookin bad.

143. Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you.
I'd rather for it to remain private.

144. Have you ever looked directly at the sun?
Yeah, not smart.

145. Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse?
Primary 3 science.

146. What's your favorite cereal?
honey stars.

147. Who do you miss?
Santa claus.

148. Name something you just cannot forget, no matter how hard you try.
Oh shit I fergot! hur hur...

149. Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal.
Any fight whereby I was at the losing end.

150. Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before.
Did I mention I have x-ray vision?

lewis' travels

I've probably mentioned this hundreds of times before but I lost my paris and amsterdam photos!!!! The sex shops in amsterdam, the coffeeshops, the food, the snow, the weed and the vla, all gone!!!!! Dun even get me started on paris, least there are a few photos of paris in yan's camera though.

Apart from the photo deleting incident and a few other incidents which I'll elaborate on later, I had a blast of a time in europe. Alas those 21 days went by in a flash and here i'm bloggin about them.

K lets see, I'll talk about the first major screwed up incident of the trip. Yanster, julie and I(keef was being a wet blanket) were at the Champs-Elysees lookin for a club to go to. Seein that it was a sunday night, not many clubs were open and the one decent one which we found would not let us in as they had a formal dress code. WTF right, moving on... We decided to head to Pigalle, the red light district to find ourselves a club. Ok so there was this club which had a queue outside and looked decent so we decided to go for it. We were about 10 meters away when some dude from another club approached us with an offer, for 10 euros we would get a free drink and a strip show and can stay as long as we liked. There wasn't any harm checking the place out so we took the guy up on his offer. As we headed into the place, we kinda knew we made a mistake as apart from the 3 of us, the only customer was at the back of the club gettin blown. Nvm, so we'll jus finish our drinks, watch the strip show and leave. I sat in the middle while julie was on my right and yanster on the left. Soon, 2 plump chicks dressed in french lingerie came and sat beside yanster and julie and started talkin to them(thank god they only sent 2). You would think that the night wasn't goin well for us, you're absolutely right and guess what, it became even worse! The disco lights came on, the music started playin and some big, black and fat lady walked onto the stage and started stripping to the music. *major turn off. The ladies sitting wit us got yan and julie to buy them each a cocktail in the meantime. After the horrific performance, the stripper walked behind us and touched julie's dick, LOL the poor fella. the other 2 ladies were soon askin us to strip an even wanted us to open a bottle of champagne and have everyone strip, wassup wit that. Enuff was enuff and we finally took the opportunity to leave. We headed for the bar where some dude showed us this file for the prices of the drinks. The price of a cocktail read 110 euros. No wait wait, it must be 11.0 euros right, look carefully lewis. FUCK it really was 110 euros per cocktail!!!! Effectively the bill was 220 euros(SGD$ 440), 70 euros per person. You can open fuckin 2 bottles in zouk and still have change for mixers with that amount!! Wah that night was seriously fucked up...

Haiz despite how fucked up that night was, it still loses out to the night when i accidently deleted my photos..... Oh and yeah you shld realise that theres a huge photo update by now. Start your viewing from the bottom and work your way up for intended viewing. I shall go mourn the loss of my photos now, ta.

the "diana and dodi memorial" at harrods 

harrods! 

houses of parliament 

BIG BEN 

us at pied a terre. the place has 2 michelin stars baby!! needless to say the food was out of this world. 

our canape at pied a terre. little bits of heaven, seriously. 

us gettin lost and having to pull up by the roadside to consult the map 

well that didnt last too long seeing that we were dead tired 

drinks, chocolates and chips on our ride back 

shing and i before the "nemesis" ride 

us walking through a very middle earth like setting wit mr frodo in the lead 

"oblivian" our warm up ride. nothing great apart from the drop 

us at our destination. as you can see julie and myself were so jubilant we jumped out of the pict. while shing being her usual self was so laggy she was still preparing to jump. 

setting off for our 3 hour road trip to alton towers 

now thats london bridge in the background. pathetic aint it 

thats tower bridge in the background 

at piccadilly circus in london 

at capitoline hill. we were damn lucky for it to be open and on our last day in rome no less. you can see me if you squint hard enuff. 

those aren't droplets of rain btw. they're small hail stones. and yes, it's painful when hit. 

some area in paletine, where the rich and famous used to live back in ancient rome.  

us with the pizza chef. haha the waiter was like makin us take photos and offerin to take for us with all the other dinners watchin us pose for the camera lol. 

us wit the owner of the pizzeria. he was damn friendly and funny. another one of those restaurants with the address misprinted in the guide book leading quite a search for it. 

keef's pizza. one of the best i've ever tried in my life. 

beautiful eh.